🍺 Beer

Maya 2028

Maya for

President.

Running on one promise: you never overpay for your own beer again. Tell me what you drink, and I'll tell you which store near you has it cheapest today.

Say hi to Maya

🍺 No app · Just text Maya

The platform

Two campaign promises.

01

Your beer, best price

The same twelve pack costs one thing at the corner store, another at the grocery, another at the strip-mall liquor store. I know which one is cheapest today. Near you, without you driving all three.

02

More Beer

Beyond saving you on your favorite beers, I'll suggest other beers I predict you'll love.

On the way home

One text. That's the whole campaign.

There's no app to download or circular to check. You send 🍺 and I answer with where your beer is cheapest right now, near you. Same as gas (except you drink it).

01

Tell me what you drink

02

Send 🍺 when you're running out.

03

Go buy your beer for less and crack a cold one in my honor!

Campaign poster: Maya for President

She doesn't always drink beer. But when she does, she already knows what it costs at four stores.

A satisfied voter

Your beer got cheaper.

I DID THAT!I DID THAT!

And I brought the prices down!

No press conference. No middleman. Just the right store, today.

Campaign promise

I will never tell you your beer is wrong.

If you want to try something new, say so and I'll suggest something close to what you already like, at the best local price. If not, I'll drop it. Your usual is your usual, and that's a fine thing to be.

Shortcuts

One emoji for the cheapest beer in town.

You are standing in the parking lot deciding whether it is worth driving to the other store. Send me 🍺 and stop wondering. I come back with where your beer is cheapest near you right now, not a weekly ad from Tuesday. Add 🍺➕ when you want a list for a party, a cookout, or the good stuff you only buy when someone is visiting.

🍺
My beer lists only. 🛒 would return these too, along with everything else.
🍺➕
Start a new beer list and name it whatever you want.
FAQ

The essentials

Private Beta

Ready to vote for lower prices?

Text me and tell me what you drink. No app, no paid account, no speech.

Say hi to Maya

(888) 751-MAYA (6292)

21+ only. Maya doesn't sell or deliver alcohol, and in states that run their own liquor retail the price is often the same everywhere... when that's the case, I'll say so.

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